AISubs v3.7
- Here it is. - What?
- The camera is rolling. - It's so hard.
- What? Where? - Here.
- Like this? - Yes, like that.
- So, Deja. - Yes?
- How do you feel about it? - How do I feel about it?
Huh? Well, I feel like...
- I stepped up as a surprise. - Yeah.
As you've all said in previous videos,
I'll continue to be a reliable leader and work harder on YouTube activities!
- Ningen Irairao... - Bo! Battle!
- That's important! - Ningen Irairao...
- Bo, Ningen Irairao. - Bo, right?
- Yes, I'm Ningen Irairao. - Ningen Irairao.
- Yes, I'm sure you've heard of me for a long time. - Don't say it anymore!
Normally, there are two sticks and you have to do like this to win.
- But the stick became like this and became you. - I don't know how it became me.
- You'll stand between these two ropes. - Okay.
- The two ropes will bend and you'll run. - Okay.
- If you reach the goal without touching the rope, you'll lose the stick. - Okay.
- But you can't tell because you're blindfolded, right? - That's right.
- It'll hit you, right? - That's right.
- It'll hit you, right? - Yes.
- Remember it. - Remember it!
- "Oh, I can't reach it." - "I can't reach it."
- If you touch the rope many times like that, you'll get a route like "There's a rope in my head."
- But this is Irairao, so if you hit it, it'll throw you away.
- That's true. - You have a punishment, right?
- If you're not scared, you'll die. - Right.
- You'll eat a lot of lettuce and I'll put it on you. - Scary.
- It's not there yet, right? - It's cold!
- It can't be helped. - It can't be helped.
- You're surprisingly fat. - Fat?
- What kind of heart impression is that?
- Ah! Wait a minute! It moved! It moved! Yes, yes, yes!
- Eh? - It's nothing.
- It's coming! It's coming! - It's not working.
- It's working! No, no, no!
- It hurts! It hurts! It hurts! Wait a minute! It's going to rip! It's going to rip!
- Wait a minute! It's going to rip! It's going to rip! - Wait a minute.
- Eh? It's ripped, right?
- It's still there. - It's still there.
- It's okay.
- It was amazing.
- Then, let's go to the starting position and I'll guide you. - Yes.
- Eh? I'm scared! Wait, how tall is it?
- About 30 meters. - Wait, it's long!
- OK, Tetsuya-san! - Yes?
Human, pick a side! Start!
Ta-dah!
Well, I guess I'll have to face forward.
I'd be stupid if I hit you with my arms wide open, so I'll just go thin and...
- Oh, you're smart! - Oh, wow!
When you're blindfolded, it's scary and you want to open your arms wide, but you just have a thick stick.
I'll go straight ahead. Oh, I have to measure it!
- Nice, you've got a good sense! - You're smart!
One... Oh, I'm scared of the second one!
I'm scared of the second one!
One... I'm scared of the second one!
I can't believe it!
- It's pretty wide at first, so you'll be fine. - Really?
- I think there's a rope here. - It's about twice as wide.
- Five! - Oh, then...
- If you measure it... - Huh?
- Ta-dah!
- You missed it! - Wait, wait, wait!
- You'll be fine if you go back and forth. - I'll be fine? Really?
Does it take that long?!
- I'm a little confused. - What a shame!
- Wait a minute! - You know, Tetsuya-san...
- I think the straight angle was different at first. - What?!
- Let's try it again. - It was straight at first.
- Okay, Tetsuya-san, second challenge! - Yes!
- Please! - Okay!
One... Two... Three... Four... Five!
So far, okay!
If you didn't hit it, it's straight.
How many times can you do it?! Let's go all the way!
Six...
Seven... Eight...
Nine...
- You missed it! - I missed it!
You missed it!
Did I bend it? Which one?
Oh, you dropped it before it came.
- Shut up! - Oh, it's coming!
It's coming!
- Okay, third challenge! - Yes! - Go ahead!
I might have bent it just now.
Let's go all the way.
One... Two... Three... Four...
Five... Six... Seven!
- Oh! - Oh...
Was it seven earlier?
No, the one I hit was like this.
So...
There's an eye mark here!
What's going on here?
Trenching with my abs!
This way!
- Please! - Great.
- One... - Huh?
- Oh, no! - Oh, come on!
Ow, ow, ow! I can't go back!
I can't go back!
It's bleeding!
- I'm starting to get it. - Wow!
- This is bad. - Looking good.
Hurry up and quit.
- The fourth attempt! - Please!
One, two, three, four, five, six...
- Seven! - Seven.
Idiot. It's a pipe, so it doesn't matter.
- And... - Oh, wow!
- I said "oh, wow!" - Oh, wow!
- This is it! I know it now! - Huh?
One, two, three, four, five...
- Five! - Five!
- Six! - Six!
- Seven! - Seven!
- Wow! - Wow!
Eight, nine, ten...
- Eleven! - Eleven!
- Twelve! - Twelve!
Out!
Go back! Go back! Go back!
Go back! Please! Help me!
- This way! - Ow!
- Fifth attempt! - Please!
One, two, three, four, five, six...
- Five! - Five!
- Six! - Six!
- Seven! - Seven!
- Eight! - Eight!
- Nine! - Nine!
- Ten! - Ten!
- Eleven! - Oh!
- Out! - Out!
Eleven! Please! Go back!
- Go back! - Go back!
- Tetsuya! - Tetsuya, go back!
- Ow! - Ow!
- I'm being pulled! - He's pretending to go back...
- ...while touching the ropes. - Tetsuya, when you go back...
...don't you study a little?
No, I have to go back quickly or I'll get tired.
You're not going back because you hit a wall.
Okay, sixth attempt!
- Five! - Please!
One, two, three, four, five...
- Seven! - Seven!
Five!
- Amazing! - I don't know what's happening...
- One! - I don't know what's going on...
- You're facing that way. - Six!
Seven! Eight!
Nine! Ten!
And the rope is here.
Do I go back or not?!
Which one should I go back on?!
Hurry up and let me go back!
- What was going on? - You're in the same position.
It's your seventh attempt. Go ahead.
What is this?
Let's believe it was like this.
One...
Two...
Oh! Oh! Maybe...
Three...
Oh! I found it!
What is it!?
What is it with you!?
Panic and what!?
What gimmick!?
Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Well, let's make it a shoulder soon.
By the way, is there any guarantee that it will change when it becomes a shoulder?
Well, well, well, well.
If you do it too much, you will be discouraged. Please think about the danger.
I got it!
The eighth challenge!
Yes!
Let's go!
No, there is also a U-turn.
I will go only one step this way.
Just one step in a complete straight line.
Now it's right in front of me, so I will face the complete back.
Phew...
Hmph!
I can't do it.
I have to go back this way.
Like this, right?
Anyway...
Right?
Hmph!
Now I have a path like this.
That's for sure!
One...
Two...
Five!
Three!
Damn it...
Please!
Thirteen...
I have no choice but to come here.
Ten...
What the hell is wrong with you?!
What?
Nothing.
Ah! No, no!
Eh? Let's start?
Eh? What?
Wow...
Wow, I didn't know there was such a thing.
Techo-san, well...
At first, it's quite wide.
Techo-san, did you do U-turn in it?
I was going back the way I came.
This is the worst...
The ninth challenge!
Yes!
Ready...
Start!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Damn it...
Full power! Full power!
No!
Stop it!
The tenth challenge!
Please!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
One...
Two...
Three...
Oh! Out!
Yes!
You remember! You remember!
You're too good at this!
Oh, no! I'm broken! Let me go back!
Please go back!
Ow! Please give me a place!
You can't use it again!
Both of you will do it!
Yes!
OK!
Can you get a hint while eating roughly?
Well, that's also a hand, isn't it?
It's a competition!
11th challenge!
1... 2...
3... 4...
5... 6...
Out!
Oh, no! Seriously! I can't do it anymore!
2... 3...
Out!
I really beg you!
5... Out!
Oh, no! Let me go back!
Please let me go back!
5... 6...
Ow!
Out!
Oh, no! Let me go back!
5...
6...
OK!
Let's do it!
What?
You were about to leave it to Natchi, weren't you?
Seriously, I can't do it anymore!
7th challenge!
8...
Out!
Wow!
3... 4...
Out!
I have to remember what I hit!
Remember the moment you hit it!
It was low.
What? Wait...
Is it a koel?
Are you serious?
I'm scared!
Yes, it is!
No way!
Do you want me to hit it from here?
2...
Yes, yes, yes...
I can't hit it from here, can I?
Why don't you hit it from all directions?
3...
I can't remember where I hit it!
4...
Out!
Out! Out!
Wow! It was so close!
So close!
It's too dangerous!
I can't remember where I hit it!
Out!
So close!
It's too wide!
It's so close!
You touched it a lot and remembered where you hit it!
It's so close!
I can't remember where I hit it!
If you can't remember where you hit it, you can run, right?
Don't overdo it!
Here I go!
Out!
Why!?
I'm weak!
It's too dangerous!
Oh, no!
What's wrong, Tetsuya?
It's dangerous! It's dangerous!
The god told me!
Oh, good!
The god told you!
Yes!
Wow!
Oh!
This way!
Wow!
Great!
I'm in love with it!
This is great!
I'm going to correct my posture
and go straight.
Go straight!
Here! How is it?
Let's do it one more time!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Touch!
What?
Which one is it?
It's correct!
Touch!
Go straight!
Nine...
Ten...
This course is dangerous!
Really?
You have to hurry up!
What is this?
It's dangerous!
I'm out!
I'm really stuck.
Ouch!
Ouch! Ouch!
I want to give you a checkpoint.
Well, you can give me a checkpoint.
I'll give you a checkpoint from the beginning of the horse.
I'll be grateful if you give me a checkpoint.
Well, if you give me a checkpoint, I'll give you a checkpoint.
What?
It's diagonal.
Wow!
I'm out!
What?
The twenty-fifth time.
OK.
Let's finish it here.
It's good.
I think I'm getting closer.
I think I can go this way.
One, two, three.
Now it's diagonal.
This way.
I can do it!
Wow!
How do you feel?
I'm glad we cleared it!
We cleared it!
Did you clear it?
Checkpoint!
Ryo-san, can you turn your back?
Can you turn your back?
Ryo-san, can you turn your back?
Really?
It's too bright!
Wow! I can see it!
How is it?
What's the difference from your imagination?
The size is too different.
It might be more difficult from here.
Are you serious?
I don't know.
Please cover your eyes!
Let's start from there.
Go ahead!
1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
4, 5...
You didn't hit it!
You fell down with "5"!
We cleared it!
I'm glad!
We cleared it!
You can mark that hole.
It's "5", isn't it?
If you get stuck here every time...
I'll sit here once!
I know you came from this direction.
So, stand up and stand in front of the hole.
It's "5", isn't it?
No, it's up to your collarbone.
It's up to your collarbone and...
My collarbone...
It's "5", so you should stand up!
1...
Out!
Ouch!
Get back here!
Ouch!
Get back here!
Ouch!
You should go ahead and look for a swamp.
You just hit the left side of the rope.
I did.
You're going all out!
This is a hole.
Yes, yes!
Out!
What?
Out!
Out?
Oh, it's the left!
Ouch!
Nice!
In!
He made a hole and put it in!
In and...
Nice in!
Also, Tetsuya is following us.
That's right!
Can you use it?
With this...
Oh!
The safe has been activated!
Oh!
Are you kidding me?
It worked perfectly!
Wow!
Was it just turning?
Adjust it!
I can't turn it anymore!
You're funny, Numachi!
Ah!
I have no choice but to go with the atmosphere!
Oh!
I can't turn it at all!
Out!
This way!
Eh?
Eh? What?
Oh, this way!
Huh?
Didn't you put it under the crossbar on purpose?
Did you put a marker under it?
No, I didn't!
I didn't put it under it!
Numachi's sense of balance is really difficult!
Well, that's true!
Oh, you're going to take it over there!
Out!
Ah! It went in!
Cut it open!
Out!
Eh?
Are you looking for motivation?
By crouching?
By hand?
No!
Ah!
I'm our leader!
Hey! There's a gap! There's a gap!
This way is more of a gap!
Out!
This is the path I, your predecessor, left for you!
Out!
Ouch!
Leave me alone, predecessor!
There aren't many YouTubers who get so muddy and get drunk and play like this!
You're a muddy YouTuber!
What? What? What?
What are you doing?
I'm digging a path!
Don't swim, muddy face!
I'm going to dig this path!
Numachi's strategy?!
Oh! Numachi is getting out of it!
This is Numachi's strategy!
What is this guy?!
Now, is this the most difficult point?
Ah! That's true!
There's grass here!
Mud is my guide!
What? What should I do?
I'm sorry, but I can't help it here.
Excuse me. I'm going to be a monorail.
It's dangerous from here.
It's dangerous!
Wait a minute. I don't have my medicine.
It's a miraculous return.
It stinks. It stinks. It stinks.
You just touched a good stick, didn't you?
I've come this far.
If you're taught how to clear it, I'll give you a high five.
But I don't know which way this stick is facing right now.
Do you want me to touch another stick?
Or is it okay for me to touch a stick?
I don't know anymore.
At first, the stick was okay, so for some reason the stick is okay.
It stinks a little over here.
There's a road.
If you follow this mud, you'll be fine.
There's more. There's more. There's more.
It's still mud.
Wow!
Perfect attack!
What? Oh, it stinks!
Well, we're back.
- Yes! - Ouch, ouch, ouch!
- Well, Tetsuya-san... - Yes?
- You look relieved. You're working hard. - Yes.
- You can look at it for 3 seconds. - Whoa!
- Really?! - 3 seconds, but be serious!
So you want me to look at the whole course, right?
- Well, but... - Really?!
Can you focus on where we're going now?
- Here we go! - Yes!
Ready and...
One...
Two...
Three...
- Well, well, well, but... - Okay?
- We got an input! - Let's go!
Let's walk while we don't forget.
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
- Nice! You're moving a lot lighter now! - Yeah!
Huh?!
- Hahaha! - Are you serious?!
Yeah! It's not like you're eating or anything!
Hahaha!
- You're out! - Out!
Argh! Darn it!
I guess we have no choice but to go.
- Out! - Argh!
- You're over-eating the cheese! - What?!
You're making a lot of progress, Tetsuya-san!
- Is it out? - Argh!
- Oh, nice! - Out!
- Oh no! - Wait!
- Out! - Out!
- Ah! - Ah!
- It's out! - Isn't this the perfect angle for a stick?!
- It's too hard! - I'm not gonna say anything else!
Tetsuya-san, why don't you stretch out your arms and legs?
Ouch!
- Hahaha! - Ouch!
- So you do it like this... - And?
To the back? To the feet?
Like this!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- This is... - Watch it! Watch it!
- Watch it! Watch it! Watch your head! - Stop it! Stop it! Stop it!
- Huh? But isn't it like this? - If you have a Japanese stick...
- It's here, right? - No, it's over there!
- Hahaha! - Please!
- Argh!
- Whoa! - A stick and a stick went through?!
- Checkpoint! - Checkpoint! Let's go! Let's go all the way!
- I'm out of slumber! - I'm out of slumber, Tetsuya!
Try saying "bong bong bong bong" like "bong bong bong bong"
- One, two, three, four... - Oh, it's a checkpoint. It's a tie.
- Five... - Huh? What is it?!
- Huh?! - Hahaha!
- What is this?! I'm scared! - Hahaha!
Huh?!
- This is scary! Is it okay for it to go "bong" like that? - Is it okay?
- This is so scary! - I'm out!
- What?! - Hahaha! - What?!
- As you guessed, there's a slope all of a sudden. - Okay.
- Even if you cross that slope and say "bong bong bong bong bong", it feels like it's going to end with "bong bong bong bong bong bong".
- Then we'll just have to go straight and bump into it. - Yeah.
- First of all... - Wow, that was sudden.
- Huh? - It's here, right? From here...
- Huh?! - No, it's nothing.
- It's fine. - What is it? "Bong" and...
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
What? What? What?
What did I do just now?
Two...
Three...
- Out! - Out!
- Go back. - Go back.
- Ouch! - You get on here, right?
Get on...
- Get on... - Yeah.
- Get off... - Ouch!
- Hahaha! - Hahaha!
- Don't touch me!
- Hahaha! - Is that so?!
Tetsuya, you were dodging a miracle for the first time.
- Hahaha! - Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
Tetsuya...
- You can close your eyes. - What?!
- But you have to remember it. - Wow!
Wow! It looks so easy!
Good! Remember it well!
Thank you. I'm ashamed of myself.
- I want you to look at the swampy area. - The swampy area?
It's so easy!
- Hahaha! - What is it?!
- It's the stick you were touching, right? - Oh, this one!
- This one and... - This one!
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - And you went like this...
- Do you want to go there first? - I don't mind going there first.
- Are you sure? - But it's too narrow and difficult for me.
Here...
- This is difficult. - It's difficult.
- You're the last one. - I'm the last one?
- It's too difficult. - It's too narrow.
- It's a narrow sidewalk. - Let's go.
- Like this... - Like Sasuke.
- I'm getting angry. - Hey, hey.
- Ouch, ouch, ouch. - OK, let's start.
- Wow, amazing. - One, two, three...
- Out! - Wow, seriously...
- OK, like this... - And...
- Not like this, but like this...
- The angle is...
- Out!
- Ouch! - Hey...
- Is it a stick? - Is it a stick?
- If you catch the head of the stick, it's big. - It's really strong.
- You're the last one. - You're the last one.
- You can do it! - You can do it!
- Everyone is cheering for you. - Let's go faster like Sasuke.
- Let's go! - Bye!
- OK, let's go and find a lot of checkpoints.
- I found many. - He found many.
- Set an angle. - OK.
- One, two...
- Out! - That was close!
- Hey, your clothes are muddy.
Don't look at me like that.
You look like a thief.
Don't make me look like a thief.
Ouch!
The width is important, too.
Get the center of gravity.
From here...
Out!
The angle is...
If you make it clear, you'll do it too much.
It's okay. I'll remember it.
You're fast.
Checkpoint.
I want to remember the angle.
Here...
Please!
One...
Two...
Three...
Four...
Five...
Six...
Seven...
Eight...
Nine...
Ten!
Wow!
I want this chance!
Go over there!
And to the left!
Go big!
One...
Two...
Five...
Ten...
Umm...
What is this?!
There's gotta be one!
Out!
Nooo!
Alright!
Big eyes, big eyes!
This is too funny!
You're too fast at first!
Too fast! Too fast!
Big eyes, big cells, muddy mud...
Four...
One!
You're overdoing it!
I got it!
It's okay.
We didn't see it.
He is holding it in his hand.
His style is amazing.
Ouch!
He is swimming.
It's invincible.
Go! Go! Go!
Go away!
It's too invincible.
Go! Go! Go!
Please tell me how to do it!
Are you kidding me?
Where did it go?
It's so thin!
Oh, no!
Call it!
This is the worst!
Are you going to go diagonally like that?
It's not going to work!
It's not going to work if you go like that!
Try it!
You can't do it with "three, two, two, two"!
Are you going to go diagonally like that?
Now it's going to work!
Go!
From here...
It's not going to work!
Jump and pull it!
You are scared.
One more time?
One more time.
I was scared.
Let's go for a walk.
Let's fix it.
That was safe.
You were in a good place, so I wanted a tree.
Let's end it.
Please calm down.
Let's end it.
Is it here?
Yes.
Remember that style.
What style?
What style? Go!
It's far away.
Here.
Okay.
I saw it.
I saw it!
I caught it!
Thank you!
And?
Let's stand up for the last time.
Make yourself as thin as you can.
I want to run away.
That's enough!
I did it!
It's over! It's over!
It was too heavy at the end.
There's nothing more interesting than this, so it's over.
How many minutes did you do it?
How many hours did you do it?
Two hours and a little.
It's amazing.
But it's so easy like this.
It's unbelievable.
I hope you can relieve your fatigue.
I hope you can relieve your back pain, too.
My back pain and neck and shoulders...
I'm glad you like it.
What is it for?
Is there a massage for your heart?
This time, it's simple.
There's something like permission from the earth.
I couldn't play the high-pressure generator.
Next, I'll do it with my heart.
You can see the bones.
I'll do it like this.
I'll definitely do it like this.
There are only these two things.
Please look forward to version 2.
See you in another place!